i keep typing “modern au” when in fact i mean the 1920s au of a story originally set in 1880s
i make aus of my own characters because i’m a douche
I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something.
Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it turns out to open a secret passageway leading to some dark secret, until eventually he’s just like “REALLY, GUYS?” All bad dreams are prophetic, even if it’s just that Starbucks will be out of pumpkin spice syrup the next day. Every girl he talks to swoons a lot and has a tyrannical heavy-browed father who are all played by the same actor. Ravens flock around him.
There are inexplicably paintings with moving eyes and moving suits of armor everywhere he goes, even McDonalds. Every time he moves to a new apartment, there is ALWAYS a screaming woman chained up in the room above his, and she invariably sets the place on fire. He’s so over it.
:< maybe they would have totally unrealistic happy ending
nah the bad guys ALWAYS DIE
but maybe everybody would live
the amis would die at least partially, javert would 100% die
he also would be a good old 2 dimensional villain with a personal vendetta against valjean and fantine and everyone else lol
a disney adaptation of les mis would start straight from fantine
and valjean’s first appearance would be as the mayor
and his whole backstory would be squashed in a 30-second long flashback or just told by him and not shown at all
tbh i thank god and also jesus every day that disney made a movie based on hunchback and n o t l e s m i s
i’m wise to your tricks now
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